Day two, and the jungle grapevine is reverberating with whispers of a potential romance.
Yes, Cerys Matthews and Marc Bannerman are flirting again. But unfortunately, he dropped the bombshell tonight that he has a girlfriend back home.
NOOOOOOO! Boo!
Not that you would've guessed; throughout the show they were to be seen gazing into each others' eyes in almost every shot, even while doing their peculiar groin-thrusting exercises on the log (and if that's not Freudian, I'm a short round blonde woman with huge baps).
Even while Marc was accusing Cerys of farting, she managed to look at him like a hungry dog looks at a bone. And he's clearly lapping it all up, grabbing her at every opportunity and asking her to sit on his lap and be his puppet.
Perhaps Janice's order to Lynne to "go get the wood" was really aimed at Cerys, eh?
More jungly goings-on from me, Blodi, tomorrow night after the show. Until then...
This is Blodi signing out. Keep Ceryswatching!
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