G'day Ceryswatchers!
It's day 5 in the jungle and Cerys Matthews is still being led on by Marc Bannerman.
Earlier in the day, Marc told new arrival Christopher Biggins that he was worried that his relationship with Cerys would be misconstrued. "I don't want to give the wrong impression," he worried. "We're just great friends."
Meanwhile, Lynne miraculously grew a penis after using a screwdriver.
While she was off performing this incredible feat, the rest of the campers sat around laughing at her bizarre earth mother dances. Everyone took the piss relentlessly, but Cerys stunned Rodney Marsh by knowing the name of every dance.
In the evening, Marc and Cerys danced the polka round the campfire. Later, Marc summoned Cerys to get into bed with him for a cuddle.
"I might buy a little farmhouse with a courtyard," mused Cerys from the comfort of Marc's arms. "Chickens. I wouldn't mind a horse. I might get an alpaca, they're sweet animals. Wanna hear a riddle? It's a song riddle."
She then sung a pretty little song about cherry stones. Marc couldn't guess the answer to the riddle, and Cerys asked him if he was tired. "You wanna go to sleep?" she asked, starting to get up from the bunk. "I could stay awake a little longer," Marc replied. "Depends what you've got in mind."
Yep. Grrrreat mates.
I'm off out on the piss in Cardiff tomorrow night, so Ceryswatch Day 6 won't be online until Sunday evening. But if you can't wait that long without discussing Cerys' latest antics in the show, try joining the forum at Cerys' website.
Have a bonza weekend!
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